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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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