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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Honduras at the 2023 Pan American Games","displaytitle":"Honduras at the 2023 Pan American Games","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q114056311","titles":{"canonical":"Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games","normalized":"Honduras at the 2023 Pan American Games","display":"Honduras at the 2023 Pan American Games"},"pageid":71689888,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Flag_of_Honduras_%282022-%29.svg/330px-Flag_of_Honduras_%282022-%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":160},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Flag_of_Honduras_%282022-%29.svg/1200px-Flag_of_Honduras_%282022-%29.svg.png","width":1200,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1236411147","tid":"ddcb8281-49cd-11ef-8b66-fc79d502ec81","timestamp":"2024-07-24T15:03:21Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Honduras_at_the_2023_Pan_American_Games"}},"extract":"Honduras is scheduled to compete at the 2023 Pan American Games in Santiago, Chile from October 20 to November 5, 2023. This was Honduras's 13th appearance at the Pan American Games, having competed at every Games since 1975.","extract_html":"
Honduras is scheduled to compete at the 2023 Pan American Games in Santiago, Chile from October 20 to November 5, 2023. This was Honduras's 13th appearance at the Pan American Games, having competed at every Games since 1975.
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